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Season Season 2
Episode no. 4
Air date 3/2/2008
Network IFC

Sketches[]


Episode guide[]

Picture Title/Description/Cast Trivia
204-guillotine
Guillotine Days
Executions are placing bets while executing corrupt nobles and a bread maker.
  • Executioner 1: Trevor
  • Executioner 2: Darren
  • Marie Antoinette: Timmy
  • D'Artagnan Francois LeRoux III: Zach
  • Bread maker: Sam
  • Spectators: Extras
204-puppies
Forever Puppies
A puppy-exchange business which prevents cute puppies from turning into annoying dogs.
  • Announcer: Trevor
  • Man: Sam
  • Store cashier: Trevor
  • Customer 1: Darren
  • Customer 1's wife: Chrissie Lein
  • Customer 1's son: Jon Abbondandolo
  • Customer 2: Timmy

204-francisscottkey
Francis Scott Key
In prison, Francis Scott Key wants to write "The Star-Spangled Banner".
  • Francis Scott Key: Sam
  • "British" guard: Trevor
  • The sketch takes place during the American Revolution in 1776, but Francis Scott Key was actually born in 1779.
204-everest1
Opus
Act 1
Freddy is tricked and blackmailed by a diamond thief posing as a gay sherpa on Mt. Everest into finding the world's largest diamond.
  • Tenzig/Rex Bosworth: Trevor
  • Freddy McNierny: Zach
  • The longest single sketch on the TV show to date, clocking in at almost 12 minutes.
  • You can see a pale green dot in the bottom right hand corner of the Mt. Everest scenes. The camera used to film them must have been dirty.
204-everest2
Opus
Act 2
Freddy spills the beans to his wife and son. They find out that the diamond he needs is in a volcano.
  • Freddy McNierny: Zach
  • Candice McNierny: Darren
  • Timmy McNierny: Timmy
204-everest3
Opus
Act 3
Freddy descends into the volcano, and is about to pick up the diamond when he meets the Devil -- who doesn't stop him from getting the diamond.
  • Freddy McNierny: Zach
  • The Devil: Trevor
  • In one live performance, Act III's ending was slightly altered as The Devil became distracted by Buddha (played by a shirtless Sam wearing giant buckets taped to his shoes) and begin to fight.
  • Sam doesn't appear in the TV version because he was at a wedding when the sketch was written. The other members deliberately left him out as they were a little pissed about him being absent.
204-everest4
Opus
Act 4
Freddy makes it back up to Mt. Everest, where Rex is about to scam another victim. Rex reveals that his possession of the diamond will cause all evil to vanish from the earth, when an eagle suddenly snatches it.
  • Tenzig/Rex Bosworth: Trevor
  • Freddy McNierny: Zach
  • Rex's next victim: Darren
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