Season 5/Episode 1

Season	Season 5
Episode no.	1
Air date	4/15/2011
Network	IFC

Sketches

• Baked Beans I
• Little Hitler
• Songs of Olden Times
• War Letter
• Baked Beans II
• Finger Ring Friends
• Baked Beans III
• Civil War on Drugs

Episode guide

Picture	Title/Description/Cast	Trivia
	Baked Beans Lonely tonight? Call Baked Beans now. Baked Beans: Timmy Announcer: Trevor	A T-shirt gun filled with actual baked beans was used in one particular shot, as seen in this video that Timmy posted. The force of the beans hitting him left welts on his stomach.
	Little Hitler Once upon a time, Adolf Hitler was an ordinary boy helping people in his community... until he was introduced to a certain drug. Clara Hitler: Darren Little Hitler: unknown Announcer: Trevor Boxcar Joe: Trevor Little Eva Braun: unknown Mayor: Sam Pot-smoking boy: unknown Teacher (present): Timmy Principal (present): Zach Students (present): Trevor, Sam, Darren, extras	It goes without saying that this is not an accurate representation of Hitler's childhood, but it's worth noting that the real Hitler was quite close to his mother.
	Songs of Olden Times Time Society Books presents a 4-disc collection of songs from a simpler age. Announcer: Trevor Luciano: Trevor Child bride: unknown Two women in background: unknown	This sketch was broadcast a second time as part of the seventh episode of the season in place of the cut sketch Dead Teacher. The latter version misspells the word amends in the sing along subtitles and blurs out 1-800-OLDTIME in the payment graphic. As with Jizzle, the credit card companies' logos are modified in the payment graphic. MasterCard becomes MisterCard, Visa becomes Vias, and American Express is now American Expo.
	War Letter A dying soldier gets his friend to write a (verbatim) letter home to his wife. Dying soldier: Trevor Soldiers: Darren, Timmy Wife: Zach
	Baked Beans II Baked Beans is back and still wants your business.
	Finger Ring Friends A commercial for the latest toy craze. Pink friend: Timmy Yellow friend: Zach Blue friend: Trevor Kids: extras Mom: Zach Mailman: Sam	A spoof of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers franchise. An obvious play on the word fingering.
	Baked Beans III Baked Beans is back again and she wants you to know your activities with her are confidential as hell.
	The Civil War on Drugs Part 1

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