Season 5/Episode 9

Season	Season 5
Episode no.	9
Air date	6/10/2011
Network	IFC

Sketches

• Worst Orchestra
• Come Down Here
• Spaghettio's
• Homeless Show
• Joe Has Syphilis
• Cactus Wasp
• Inappropriate Dinner Conversation
• The Civil War on Drugs

Episode guide

Picture	Title/Description/Cast	Trivia
	Worst Orchestra Do you know what the worst orchestra is? First orchestra: WKUK, extras Announcer: Trevor	The logo used for the New York Philharmonic is not the orchestra's actual logo.
	Come Down Here Jason alerts his mom that there's cum all over the attic, and misunderstands her when she tells him to come down (get it?). Jason: Trevor Mom: Darren
	Spaghettio's A patient needing a blood transfusion can't find any normal doctors in town to do it with. Patient: Trevor Doctor: Darren Doctor #2: Zach Assistant: Sam Chef Boya--: Timmy	The opening hospital shot is also used in Baby Traits. Callbacks: Bike Up the Ass, Take My Face Off, Chicken Not Kitten. The music from Valentines Day returns …
	Homeless Show A television show offers tips on survival for the homeless. Host: Trevor Waiter: unknown Executives: Zach, Darren, Sam, Timmy	Like in the Season 3 sketch Grapist, Trevor's character is the creator of a doubtful TV show while Zach is a disapproving network executive.
	Joe Has Syphilis Joe's been diagnosed with syphilis and needs to inform his girlfriend(s). Joe: Zach Sheila: unknown	Zach's character in Miss March had a brother with syphilis.
	Cactus Wasp A couple with strange jobs are debating over whether to abort their baby. Harold: Zach Clown wife: Darren Announcer: Trevor	Callback: Freaky Thursday
	Inappropriate Dinner Conversation Two men at dinner have an inappropriate conversation. Man 1: Trevor Man 2: Sam Waiter: unknown Dinner guests: extras	Like the Season 4 sketch John Cleese Sketch, this one features Trevor and Sam eating dinner.
	The Civil War on Drugs Part 9

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