Season 5/Episode 3

Season	Season 5
Episode no.	3
Air date	4/29/2011
Network	IFC
Live chat log	Available

Sketches

• Jizzle
• John Williams
• Ants
• Darren and the Giraffe
• Herpes Commercial
• Bikini Day
• The Civil War on Drugs

Episode guide

Picture	Title/Description/Cast	Trivia
	Jizzle An infomercial for the Jizzle™, a new product to help male masturbators clean up after themselves. Kyle: Trevor Customers: Timmy, Sam Announcer: Zach	Parodies the infamous ShamWow infomercial. Released a few days before Episode 3 aired. When Trevor chucks the sock away, it sticks to the wall behind him and peels off without leaving a mark. Later in the video, you can see a stain there. The URL displayed at the end of the ad doesn't work. The MasterCard and Visa logos read MisterCard and Vias. American Express has become American Expo.
	John Williams John Williams struggles to compose a piece for George Lucas' new film. John Williams: Trevor Alice Williams: Zach Sherwin Williams: Darren	Zach's character mentions the Zimmers - a reference to Hans Zimmer, another renowned composer who scores films. The melody Trevor's character comes up with at bedtime is similar to the song "You Are My Child Bride" from the Songs of Olden Times sketch in episode 1. John's son's name is "Sherwin Williams" which is a paint company. The background music in this sketch is also used in Valentines Day and many others.
	Ants The latest alibi for avoiding confrontation: pretending you're getting carried away by ants. Dad: Trevor Debbie: Timmy Son: Sam Daughter: Darren Gloria: Sam Gloria's husband: Zach	The background music in this sketch is also used in Firetruck Pullover.
	Darren and the Giraffe A giraffe-riding sketch doesn't turn out the way Darren was expecting. Themselves: WKUK Darren's girlfriend: Tracy Pendergast	Darren's not gay.
	Herpes Commercial An ad for Vesocream, a cream that clears up genital herpes infections. Women: Kate Comer, extras Men: WKUK
	Bikini Day It's supposedly bikini day at the zoo, and two children want their drunk father to go with them. Boy: Darren Girl: Timmy Dad: Trevor	If you look closely at the pamphlet you can see the animals actually have bikinis on them. The second background music in this sketch is also used in Valentines Day.
	The Civil War on Drugs Part 3

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