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Season Season 2
Episode no. 9
Air date 4/6/2008
Network IFC

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Episode guide[]

Picture Title/Description/Cast Trivia
209-invincible
Invincible Kid
Trevor gives a pep talk to a kid.
  • Himself: Trevor
  • Kid: John Abbondondallo
209-battle
Business Battle
A young office worker walks into his bosses office to learn a rival corporation is trying to assassinate him, and discovers the ugly side of corporate warfare.
  • Jenkins: Zach
  • Mr. Wellburn: Trevor
  • Intern: Timmy
209-dogslove
Dogs Love Boobs
Almost self explanatory.
  • The puppy is a Chow-Chow.
209-conductor
Greatest Conductor
An armless symphony conductor conducts with his feet.
  • Buttfart Rapedick: Zach
  • Musicians: Trevor, Darren, Sam, Timmy, extras
  • Announcer: Trevor
209-alcoholic
Alcoholic Husband
A woman continually catches her husband drinking beer in different ways.
209-humanhistory
The Complete Human History of the Last 10,000 Years in Seven Seconds
The moral of a vignette: you will get stabbed if you have gold.
  • Actor 1: Trevor
  • Actor 2: Timmy
  • Kid actor: John Abbondondallo
209-office
Office Pranks
An office newbie learns the best way to cope with his overbearing boss is to pull pranks on him.
  • Trumeter: Darren
  • Boss: Timmy
  • Cregger: Zach
  • Mr. Brown: Sam
209-et
Entertainment Today
An anchor reports on why Steve Buscemi has been absent from acting.
  • Anchor: Trevor
209-911
911 Call
Audio sketch: a caller's emergency situation sounds exactly like the plot of Terminator 2.
  • 911 operator: Darren (voice)
  • Caller 1: Zach (voice)
  • Caller 2: Sam (voice)
209-clouds
Cloud Watching
Sam and Trevor look at cloud formations.
  • Themselves: Sam, Trevor
209-virtual
Virtual Knuckle Sandwich
A frustrated husband finds relief in a virtual reality program and forces his wife to watch him carry out his frustration.
  • Clyde: Sam
  • Mabel: Timmy
  • VR admin: Zach
PDVD 802
Video Time Capsule for the Year 3000
Capitalism still reigns.
  • Their descendants: WKUK
209-homeless
Homeless Love at First Sight
A man and a homeless woman feel an instant connection.
  • Man: Trevor
  • Woman: Kristen Schaal
  • Man in restaurant (background): Timmy
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