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Walt Whitman The famous author's 7th-grade diary entries are read and analyzed on a PBS literary discussion program.
Dr. Henry Jones: Timmy
Dr. Dick Kimball: Trevor
Dr. Jackie Ryan: Darren
Insult Restaurant Timmy's first day as a waiter doesn't go so well.
New waiter: Timmy
Customers: Sam, Zach, Darren
Moon Landing Timmy's question about the moon landing stumps his teacher, the principal, the mayor, and an army general.