This sketch was broadcast a second time as part of the seventh episode of the season in place of the cut sketch Dead Teacher. The latter version misspells the word amends in the sing along subtitles and blurs out 1-800-OLDTIME in the payment graphic.
As with Jizzle, the credit card companies' logos are modified in the payment graphic. MasterCard becomes MisterCard, Visa becomes Vias, and American Express is now American Expo.
War Letter A dying soldier gets his friend to write a (verbatim) letter home to his wife.
Dying soldier: Trevor
Soldiers: Darren, Timmy
Baked Beans II Baked Beans is back and still wants your business.
Finger Ring Friends A commercial for the latest toy craze.