- Grandma's Cookies
- Alien Autopsy
- Love at First Sight
- Baby Sketch
- Santa Clause
- Sex Robot
- My Mouth Stuck Open
- Rip Your Dick Off
- Barf Museum
| Grandma's Cookies|
Blackout: A scary ad for Hazy Memories Nursing Home.
| Alien Autopsy|
An alien turns out to be a piñata filled with Reese's Pieces.
Everyone thinks there's a bear in the ocean -- but it's a shark. Sailor Flynn gives a long speech about sharks as the camera slowly zooms in on a girl's crotch.
| Love at First Sight|
Stan falls for two girls at a party, but can't get them to kiss each other.
| Baby Sketch|
Mother has trouble delivering a baby.
| Santa Clause|
Santa gets stuck in the chimney with his pants down.
| Sex Robot|
A horny, dancing robot is taken to jail, put on trial and sentenced to hanging.
| My Mouth Stuck Open|
A man sees his doctor because his mouth is supposedly stuck open.
| Rip Your Dick Off|
At the Homeware store, an employee advises a shopper against putting a vacuum tube where it doesn't belong.
| Barf Museum|
Two fathers befriend each other at a kids' museum devoted to regurgitation, and decide to ditch their kids and go out drinking. When they come back, their kids learn what real barf looks like.
|Next: Episode 2|