The Whitest Kids U' Know is a compilation of audio sketches and songs that appear in Season 1 of the TV show. It was released September 5, 2006, 6 months before the show premiered on Fuse.
Tracklist[]
1. Welcome[]
Timmy, the voice of the Whitest Kids CD, befriends the listener, and tricks him/her into doing sick things.
2. Triumph of the Ill/Hitler Rap*[]
3. Russian Roulette[]
At a sleepover at Trevor's, the WKUK play a game of Russian Roulette. The sketch ends with an anti-pot PSA.
4. Special Ops Whispering[]
Team Alpha and Team Echo are briefly distracted by each others' gear (no, not that gear).
5. Get a New Daddy*[]
6. Beautiful Penis[]
Zach shows his friends all the neat things his awesome penis can do. The sketch ends with another anti-pot PSA.
7. Let's Wake Up the Neighbors*[]
8. Sam's Message[]
Sam reassures the listener that not everything on this album has to be followed, including the anti-pot PSAs.
9. Bus Driver[]
Patrick, the world's most annoying bus rider, repeatedly stops the bus to pick up things he left on the seat.
10. B Cup[]
The sounds of a microphone rubbing against different size breasts (and being threaded through a dog's digestive system) are recorded.
11. We Gon' Make Love*[]
12. Goodnight[]
The WKUK say good night to each other ... and a dinosaur.
* songs - do not appear in skits-only digital download