This article is about the character. For the sketch, see Weird.
|Price||What it gets|
|$0.75||Weird eats the money.|
|$1||Weird takes her top off.|
|$2||Weird turns around, bends over and points her butt at you.|
Weird goes to the store with you.
|$4.37||Weird paints a picture of a dolphin for you.|
|$4.38||Weird gives you a blowjob.|
|$5||Weird points her butt at you and slaps it with her hand.|
Weird drinks a pail of milk with her butt.
|$10||Weird plays with her boobs, licks them, and spits on her coot (vagina).|
|$20||Weird sits on your lap, jiggles up and down and tries to rub her butt on your penis.|
|$75||Weird eats a fish. Every part of the fish!|
|$100||Weird takes you into the back room, slips into some sexy lingerie, and staples her hands together with a staple gun.|
|$304||Weird writes you a speech on any topic you want.|